“It might help if you were to wear yours while you present the idea to the science team, Rodney,” Elizabeth says. “To show your support.”

Then the lights dipped low, blinked twice, and god yes a blowjob. John was on his knees before the door was open, burying his nose in new musk and strong legs. Oh yeah, he could go for more dick like this, uncut and foreign and long, already leaking f

Part of a series, but this is the one I meant to hilight. John-the-slutty-rentboy gets a dream evening cum special contract for public, many people-sex, orchestrated by Rodney-the-rich-and-infatuated. Very good, very porny porn. :-))

Rodney looked

grasping moss!

“So you’re saying,” said John, “this doohickey is an orgy calculator?”

“Just me and Doc, trying to do science.”

And okay, it was an old joke, but John went for it anyway. “Yeah, I was thinking Back to the Future. Whaddya think?”John never saw a lot of things coming, not just people trying to make out with him. But this

John is slightly oblivious… I loveLOVE this one.

The phone rang. John made a face at it. It rang again, and John picked up because he couldn’t find the volume button to make the noise less obnoxious. When he brought the receiver to his ear, s

“Howdo you keep winning?”“By being better than you?” Sheppard suggested.

Once upon a time, or something like that, there was a very brilliant (and slightly odd-looking) man known as Rodney McKay. He was in his thirties and still lived at home with his parents, much to their mutual annoyance.(He would have moved out, but back

“I swear to God, I hate those fucking Ancients,” John snarled.

“Why are you carrying that ugly bag?” asks Ronon, poking at the canvas satchel Rodney finally found last night in a trendy chain store named something appalling like “American Navy”.“Dear god, did they seriously put you in denim? Please tell

Oh, nostalgia, thou art a cruel mistress.

CWRPF – J2, Tom Welling/Michael Rosenbaum, Chad Michael Murray/Jason
Dohring, Amanda Seyfried/Kristen Bell other pairings mentioned.
AU

wherein CW celebrities grow up together and spend a summer away at camp. Complete and total crack.
~5,300 word

I love fangirls and their crack-y productions. Story index located here for handiness factor.

When the king’s guards return Colonel Sheppard to them, he’s wearing a collar. He’s alsostoned out of his mind.”Oh, crap,” Rodney says, “not again.”

Perfect, with an OFC (SHeppard’s kid) that enver fails to make me grin.

“No, McKay. The question is, with that charming personality of yours, what woman is going to give you the time of day.” She laughed and slid off his desk. “Got to go. Loads to

This one leaves me blinking tears, heart thudding, grinning – every time.

He’s been in the military long enough to knowthat guys console themselves with booze, fighting, and getting off—andJohn’s never been one for drinking or fighting. So he isn

in my head, cameron mitchell can knit.

“You’re surprisingly mean for an overgrown butterfly.”

Rodney is a Mountie, John Does Math, Zelenka is at his most charming and I even love Beckett. Multiple pairings, aliens almost make them do it, it’s awesome through and through.

When Rodney McKay first heard about the Stargate from a tipsy Czech, h

He grabbed his laptop, grabbed his other laptop, and headed for the conference room. “Coffee,” he said. Zelenka looked at him, sighed a little, and handed over a tin mug. Rodney drained it in three gulps, winced at the harsh flavor of it–Zelenka could

I always read this AU with pleasure. Oh, Rodney!

Sleep-fuzzed and disoriented, Rodney struggles onto his back and actually gets a hand onto his belly before he realizes that there’s no more comforting clack and click of keys. Oh.Oh.

A look at Ronon’s sexuality – in time, culture, and actions.

Ronon is big for his age, taller than most of the other boys, but it’s Jaris who rules their group, Jaris who tells them excitedly about the stuff that came out of his penis, how it means

There are things he wants Rodney wants to know, but doesn’t want to say. He’s a man capable of many things, but those conversations are not among them. He never claimed he wasn’t ever a coward.

“Wonderful,” Rodney says. “Why don’t you come back over here and help me pick out something to stick up your ass, hm?”

(masks and masquerade challenge)

John grinned. “So McKay’s attractive to everyone?”

“John is cock-hungry. Seriously.”

“The whole world is fucked up the way the whole world is always fucked
up. i’m kind of addicted to hurting them; they’re so pretty when they
hurt. you should feel free to think of this as an AU if it makes you
feel less dirty for thinking it’s hot and

I think I’ll talk out my ass a little bit about southern regional dialect(s) and how that dialect(s)/are is informed by class, social cues, and jocularity.

I’d argue that WNGWJLEO is still a popular trope even as our protagonists’ sexual identities have become more open to gay or bi identities and we as audience are more willing to read them in such a way. As a result, many declare WNG a horridly homophobi

“includes hand-holding! and semi-colons!” || 950 words to tug at you just right; Teyla knits.

“Well,” Rodney says, desperate to change the subject. “Did you see the hat Teyla made me?” He holds it up.Sheppard looks away. “It’s meant to scare off ce

Comparison between Petrelli bros and Winchester bros: rock.

Silly, fun, yay.

The One Where There’s A Girl-Meredith In An Alternate Reality. Two Sheppards, too! Lots of fun.

“You don’t have a Dr. McKay?” he demanded, trying to keep his voice steady and trying not to imagine any one of the terrible things that must have h

No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t make the dark words swimming on hisscreen come back into focus so he could read them again. “Probably. I’m just notsure of anything, actually.” He shrugged.Elizabeth frowned and then just as quickly stopped. The

This isn’t a cover, and it isn’t even an illustration of a scene from the
story

. (says the author/artist)

Media: watercolor and Photoshop

John is kind of a dog, and Rodney’s a genius, nu.

John shoved him a little and croaked “Hey!” indignantly, but Rodney just kept going.

“viewer requests: closets, frottage, up against a wall, mud (what? no one requested mud?)” || Fun AND fun, twice. Also with hot, imperfect sex.

Rodney grabbed him by the tac vest, yanked him in until they were nose-to-nose, and hissed, “We aresohav

Um. Ancient/Athosian device made them do it? Post Doranda.

John automatically reached out to touch it. “No,” Teyla said quietly, and John drew back. This was usually the part where Rodney cursed John creatively and at length for his stupidit

A missing scene from Skintight in the “skinverse”. Lovely take on the distracting power of want.

Rodney felt a wet tickle at the back of his neck, then the press of hot, damp skin. Sheppard’s forehead, pressed against the base of Rodney’s neck,

As I’ve said before, I do think fanfic is transgressive, but because it assumes that the underlying text is completely up for grabs; it isn’t necessary to invert everything, or even change everything less than 180 degrees, to be transgressive.

At 16.23, when he couldn’t stand all the stupid giggling in the lab anymore, he went out to work on his laptop on the balcony. Sheppard was there. Didn’t he ever do any work?”I swear to god, if you start telling me how many people in Atlantis have a sec

A delicious take on a Three Laws issue, like classic Asimov, but with a great classic (should I say oldschool?) slashy take. Oh, SU-3!

Sue didn’t say anything for a long while, and then finally, in a slightly husky and deepened voice, said, “I cann

SIlly, cute, musical fun, with a Rodneysaur on top. (Flashfic Song and Dance Challenge)

Gee, Major and Doctor(To the tune of “Gee, Officer Krupke” fromWest Side Story)SHEPPARD:Believe me, Dr. Weir,It’s not that we are gay.It’s just the local beerT

“And then you ran out into the sunlight and caught onfire,” Sheppard added. “Ronon had to beat you out with his coat.”"I’ll expect a new one,” Ronon rumbled, and adjusted his grip on Rodney’s ankles. He heard the last chevron click into place and the w

Teyla and Ronon agree to accompany Matock back to some boring cultural thing while Sheppard gets stuck with scientist duty. Which is to say, he gets the job with the really cool huge alien space guns. The whole rooftop is covered with them, spread out

The sequel to Second Skin, which is one of my favorite stories ever. This time they’re on Earth for a spell, and it’s an opportunity to try new things…

Of course, the people of M3Q-754 had slightly different reasons for agreeing with him.

Rodney opened his mouth again, then closed it abruptly. People often accused him of lacking a filter between his brain and his mouth. Those people were just idio

John ducked his head and rubbed his thumb over the jut of Rodney’s hip. “It’s soft.”"Oh my god – “”I can nap on it,” John explained.” – you’re possessed.”

Aliens make John dress up. Again. Slight hints of D/S and breathplay. Set in the ‘Second Skin’ universe after ‘Skintight’.

“Rodney. It’s okay. Come on, help me out, okay?”“I -” Rodney stood there helplessly, the corset-thing dangling from his

Summary: Oh no! Stuck in a artic-y cold tundra-like wasteland! What ever shall they do? *grins*

An awesome long ot4 with a John slightly slow in the head. Poignant in places, the sex is hot, I love the team.

The next time an alien princess tried to seduce him, he laughed in her face.The time after that, he just raised an eyebrow and said, “Yo

Coming out of some emotionally intense debates aroundlim’s fanvidUS, I’ve been thinking quite a bit about how much of a community “we” really are, how exclusionary this community is, how much it has changed over the past, and how responsible we are to e