I didn’t quite know yet how I love conduit/mental sex, but this sure drove it home…

Companion piece to
Storm Damage

, and takes place in the same genderswitch universe where Sheppard and McKay are women. Great Ford piece.

Qualitative

Privately, Rodney trusted John’s instincts and agreed that the odd incident on M7X-948 was worth further investigation; he also understood thatStar Warswas an important philosophical work among the Colonel’s people.

“Trust me,” Rodney said. “It’ll ruin your childhood.”

Home of the rodney/teyla thing-a-thon - much reading to do.

When the automatic ancient translators stop working in the Pegasus galaxy, Teyla finds herself isolated among the Lanteans.

“Idon’t really need glasses, but they make me feel smarter, like Leonard Nimoy.”

Never do shots of Jägermeister with the air traffic controllers unless you want to lose your goddamn mind.

Never do shots of Jägermeister with the air traffic controllers unless you want to lose your goddamn mind.

He can’t imagine anything more panic-inducing than trying to sneak McKay out of his squadron’s dorm at eight-thirty in the morning.

Love in an Elevator (or, How to Seduce Your Scientist in a Transporter)

Pre The Return: unhappiness on Earth.

Of course, the lab that Rodney has now is in an enormous, ugly, plate-metal bunker that looks like it belongs in a throwback to the old tobacco era, and at the end of a long day he has a low-grade headache from

John saves a man from drowning and takes the long way home.

AU in which John never gets to Antarctica. He and Rodney meet anyway.

AU in which John never gets to Antarctica. He and Rodney meet anyway.