May 222012

I have a migraine today D: so no elaborate intro to this part, only the time codes Krytella prepared for us. <3

The whole thing is just over 13mn long.

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00:00 Secret belly kink; fetishes & keeping secrets…
* Reference to Krytella’s Arthur/Ariadne fisting wip In which Ariadne gives Arthur a hand

06:00 sharing secrets, being seen / revealed, shame as a feeling we can relate to.
Here’s my post on the topic, w/ ref. & links to the shame researcher’s TED talks

I couldn’t post this without linking to Sickness and Shame by Recrudescence, because that’s where I unconsciously got the title (the mimicry didn’t occur to my conscious mind for a while there g), a delicious delicious underage!Arthur/pediatrician!Eames fic (xrated, content notes for power imbalance, humiliation, medical situation as well as underage/age-difference kink) making great use of erotic shame.

(And if you’re curious? Around 10:00, that’s the sound of Krytella moving around to shed her jeans :D)

May 202012

20:47mn – Watch out, I amplified the volume on this one, again. Also there’s a super weird faint beeping in the bg that we weren’t hearing as we recorded *at all*, wtf, I am baffled. Sorry about that.

Fullness / stuffing leads us to watersports, retention control, associated humiliation, enemas… which eventually segues into a discussion of the ways in which anal penetration is described in fic vs real life sensations. Somehow, this leads to the idea of a Disney-style sexual-training montage sequence. Hey, we never said we weren’t weirdos.

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0:00 retention control vs. top peeing on bottom, humiliation or not…
* Inception retention control/pee desperation commentfic, with humiliation, by an anonymous author
* I was of course completely (so completely) mistaken about never having read a story connecting watersports w/ humiliation (unsurprisingly) – I even recorded Written Up, by the_ragnarok (podfic over there)

6:01 watersports, feeding, enemas – all relate to creating fullness
* Not mentioned but a rec re:enemas creating fullness: Clean by ewin, ST:XI RPF
* Also must rec Faith in Aberrations, by Recrudescence

7:53 Krytella’s Sherlock enema not-fic

10:08 anatomy of anal sex & sphincters
* Eight arms to hold me, by Krytella
12:19 the expression “bear down” and how hard it is to translate
14:29 please write us all the fic about how weird anal sex can feel the first time

May 192012

People named Emily should have posted their food porn story! IE, lots and lots and LOTS – 39mn’s worth – of discussion about food porn in fic as well as IRL, some feederism kink, chubby!Eames fic, pondering all sorts of sex+food issues and stories, etc.

So, yeah, trigger warning for food / weight / body image issues. Because of this, the download link is indirect (it goes through Google’s url shortener): the episode will not appear automatically if you’re subscribed to the podcast. I’ve had to remove it from the rss stream because I realized belatedly that there’s no trigger warning in the audio itself. Sorry about that. :(

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0:00 People named Emily should have posted their food porn story! Sexy eating and sex incorporating food.
* Good to the last drop, the juice box fic by Jibrailis – not mentioned by name but clearly on topic. :)
* Eat me, drink me by ainsoph15, which is probably the fic we’re trying to describe at 1:00
* Example not mentioned in the audio, food-sex that deals realistically with the messiness: Strawberries and Wine by blue_fish

4:55 where we lost our virginity (we veered into RL stories for a while; it happens)

6:07 New Orleans prompt – that kink meme chubby!Eames fic prompt, feederism kink as body alteration, marking (when I say “we” in reference to that prompt I mean “the small group of us who were making big interested noises in this prompt”)
* Allowed verse by The_Ragnarok

15:50 my own Not Podfic-isation of the unwritten Foodies in France opus.

17:28 Consume My Heart Away by recrudescence, with art by Platina, unf. Grazing on the topic of stuffing as a kink, which term Krytella never admits to knowing but that is totally what she means.

23:59 bringing food into the bedroom vs. bringing sex into the kitchen, eating sushi off people, food + sex as D/s, human furniture or food control…

28:53 more about licking food off people

34:03 body issues, pondering how to avoid writing hedonistic fic that veers into or implies fatphobia – and I want to note here that I’m aware of how problematic it might be to use Ariadne as the female sidekick brought in “only” to provide a counterpoint to / enable the two male leads of a story, etc etc. I was thinking out loud and I’m still thinking and pondering the outline of that fic, so. Yeah. :)

Krytella adds this entertaining chubby!Eames fic found after she got home: A New Chapter in Our Lives and Notch in Our Belt.

May 172012

This part (about 14mn long) starts with a plea for more female ejaculation in het and femslash fics, yes please; continues into pleas for Philippa/Ariadne then generally more Philippa fic; and finally slides into Krytella’s not-fic of Arthur/Philippa.

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Time codes:
0:00 orgasm control and edging, and how Skeller dominated us through Rule Ten
2:45 female ejaculation leading into discussion of this story: Five sexual favors Ariadne got from five teammates by Krytella
7:47 Philippa/Ariadne, Philippa,
10:42 not!fic about Arthur/Philippa (contains underage/age difference)

Other links:
On the topic of (culturally) gay!Eames: I want your psycho by Toomuchplor (podfic by yours truly available), plus, though not mentioned in the audio, Steinway!verse series also by toomuchplor

May 172012

This one is longer, folks! About 36mn.

Offline writing vs online writing, how we get into fandoms, compliments/feedback and kink-shaming, evolving into a discussion of Inception mpreg and the nuances of mpreg kinks, my ode to Plor, some description of an ancient HP fic, and how I’ve been lucky to pretty much always read good mpreg (because there’s LOTS of it, my friends)

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Since it hits on several topics, here are some time codes to allow you to skip if you want:
0:00 online vs. offline writing and fan vs. “original” writing and community and how Krytella got into writing
10:20 getting into fandoms by loving the source vs. by loving the fandom
13:30 tropes, liking and not liking things, kink shaming in “positive” comments
21:16 mpreg, the different aspects of the kink, kink stigma, mpreg as body alteration kink…

(Amnesia) Pants on Fire: Story by Helenish with podfic by anatsuno
The Sweetest Thing by Foxxcub
And a Gunshot for her Lullaby
No Soul to Sell, by Toomuchplor
Atom to Atom, Pattern to Pattern by recrudescence
Steinway!verse series by toomuchplor (not mpreg)

May 152012

I chose to call this one an interlude because it’s not really “not podfic” (in the sense that not podfic is us talking about stories we’d like to write or read) and more of a… sidebar.

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So… an interlude spent discussing some of the fan art featured on buzzfeed’s most erotic sherlock fanart list
+ Krytella wants more rope bondage and is ready to beta any such stories, as a resident of the City of Pedantic Rope Bondage
+ For people interested in Sherlock fanart, my friend Mirabile regularly recs artists in that fandom and reposts her list of favorites often.

May 142012

A little over 12mn. Mostly developing ideas for stuff that could provide Arthur (or Joe) hand-porn, with a whole not-fic bit by Krytella about Arthur the engineer, then some of my suggestions/ideas for another story, and finally Krytella’s theory about the PASIV. This is a more of gen/plotty bit, interestingly; we somehow didn’t really linger on all the possible ways to eroticize of Arthur’s amazingly sexy hands.

Also, faint noises/voices in the background when Dad & co came back and started chatting & moving things right behind us, hence, once again, the abrupt end. (After this we relocated from the living-room to my bedroom :D)

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flaily handporny Joe gif, probably by Pantyfire on tumblr
Here is a thing that isn’t happening, a series of connected snippets by Helenish.

May 142012

Hello :)

This one starts and ends with me saying ‘yes’ – which apparently I do a LOT, is what I’m learning though this podcasting process. Both the beginning and end are a little abrupt, sorry, and I’m not sure the middle is particularly valuable… I feel we were mostly a little rambly there. Though that might be a stupid thing to say; this has been a project of rambliness from the first! So, yeah. Ahem. Owning it, moving on.

It’s also the last recording with the rain beating on the roof of the car! We stopped abruptly because the rain was becoming too loud to continue (or so we felt), so the next bit was recorded once we were back home.

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There are no links; we were busy musing about stuff we’d like to see written, without any particular reference in mind. I feel like I should’ve looked into fic with infidelity-as-a-kink and found stuff to link, but well, I didn’t, and I couldn’t remember any off the top of my head as we were chatting, so.

If you have good links to drop us, please don’t hesitate to share! :D

May 132012

We’re back! Second part of our extended chat. Still recording in the car with the rain, now “demanding” stories where people sit on Eames’ face, and others where Eames wears a jockstrap – at least in Arthur’s imagination.

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* Tom Hardy touching his mouth

* Not the exact video I was thinking of, but still: Tom Hardy training for Warrior

* The jocque strap-on harness

May 122012

So recently my friend Krytella came to visit, and we thought it might be fun to record some of our fannish discussion, for example, all the things that occasionally made us exclaim “someone should write this for us!” We started by writing those down, and then set out to talk about them “on the record”.

Our first attempt was supposed to be outdoors in a charming spot with a great view, but the rain thwarted us and we ended up recording inside the car – sorry about the noise of the rain! The snowball mic did an awesome job of picking everything up yet making our voices perfectly audible, I am impressed.

So anyway. This first “episode” (we recorded everything the same day, but I’m cutting it in smaller chunks as I edit) is 10:20mn about Cats having many nipples! Catboys, dogs, centaurs, beastiality, and more – yet oddly, not much porn at all. Join us as I discover the existence of “milk lines” and forget the plural of “animagus”, thus losing my card as a member of the Harry Potter fandom.

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Hair of the dog, by cthonical (Inception fic, xrated, Arthur/Eames beastiality dreamsex)

Mentions of Cordwainer Smith and his Instrumentality of Mankind, as well as Granny Weatherwax.